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NiC Funny: You Hear The One…

America’s best comedians have something to tell you.

We think these are some classic jokes from some of the legends we know and love!

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Bob Hope:

World Famous comedian, actor, and television personality known for his rapid-fire jokes and one-liners, as well as the decades of oversea tours to entertain American troops.
You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Bill Cosby:

A loveable American comedian, actor, and producer best known for his tv shows ‘The Cosby Show‘ and ‘Kids Say The Darndest Things‘ that made him “America’s Dad” due to his advocacy in education and PG Comedy.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.

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Joan Rivers:

Stand up comedian and television host who got her start with Johnny Carson before landing her own late night show. She is currently a host of ‘Fashion Police‘ and ‘Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?‘ a reality show based on Joan and her daughter.

You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

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Ellen DeGeneres:

One of America’s most well-known comedians that got her start in stand up comedy before transitioning to sitcom, film, and her current role as a talk show host.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.

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Jerry Seinfeld:

The star of the highest rated American TV show, Seinfeld, a comedy based on a comedian and his three tightly wound friends.

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like ‘See if you can blow this out’.

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Phyllis Diller:

First noticed as a contestant on Groucho Marx’s game show, Diller went on to a successful show business career as a comedian, actress, and author. She is best known for her outlandish costumes, over the top makeup, and trademark laugh.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

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