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NiC Humor: Be The Hit Of The Party

In the hands of these comedic geniuses, these are seriously hilarious one-liners

zach“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
—Zach Galifianakis

zach“I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.”
—Larry David

zach“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
—Steven Wright

zach“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.”
—Bob Newhart

zach“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
—Sam Kinison

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